She disgusts me.
Why? Because she's married to my love, my knight in shining armor, my beloved Chris Martin. All political drama aside, when I touched my Chris's sweaty hand in 2007 on a beautiful spring morning...I just knew it. It was love at first touch. I knew we were soul mates, destined lovers...that day I found out he was my other half, we completed each other, and he knew it too. Poor thing, he's totally whipped by that barbarian of his wife. She has him on lockdown, and he is yearning to be with me.
He can't even stop singing Green Eyes to me ...YA UH HUH. I AM THE ONE THAT HE WANTED TO FIND.
He is so Lost! without me in his world, reason being why his new album, Mylo Xyloto...well uh kinda just sucks.
But we will find eachother one day in Paradise.
Take that as a Warning Sign, Gwyneth! YOU SUCK!
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