1.Betcheslovethissite.com. If you think you are too smart to read this, then you're just stupid.
2. Bradley Cooper became hella hotter.
3. People in the last few months who have migrated from BBM to the iPhone have increased the volume of air that resides in their a-holes.
4. Instagram became quite the trend. People have found their inner selves in the art world.
5. Dsquared2 is clearly on cocaine due to their high heeled ice skates. Great for your bunions.
7. Sure, I liked the song "Someone Like You" by Adele for about 3 and half days...but then America took this song way too far. I still hear this song incessantly, like on three radio stations at the same time and it gives me the urge throw hot rocks at myself.
6. Previous hipsters, new hipsters, and fake hipsters who think they are cool... have all come together to make hipster fashion more socially acceptable, yet big plaid checkered button downs are still ridiculously ugly.
7. The Celine bag continues to rape my salivation glands.
8. Recent commercials for Titanic in 3D? Cut the shit. Lion King in 3D was the equivalent of paying 13 precious bucks for plastic glasses. You can take those 13 bucks and buy yourself a a frozen yogurt from 16 Handles.
9. Speaking of 16 Handles...no no nevermind.
10. It was fun preparing/talking about Hurricane Irene, so the owner of Goya canned beans can sleep better at nights now.
Ok people - prepare your shitty livers for Saturday night and be that drunken mess that you would normally judge and look down upon...hope y'all have a disorderly and rowdy entrance into 2012!
