...to flat out say "no" when the movie theatre ticket person asks you to donate $2 to some public school fund.
...to occasionally consume an industrial sized bowl of sugary cereal and milk at four AM.
...to lie to your friends that you don't have a car so they come pick you up.
...to stalk someones tagged pictures up until you've, by some means, allowed yourself to reach their pictures from when they were 12 and half years old. Hey it's OK, we all do it.
...mix your alcohols...............on purpose.
...that your biggest pet peeve is when people, mostly your friends, post stupid shit on Instagram for sole purpose of geo tagging the "cool" place they are at. Spare us.
...to call in sick on a rainy day because you just feel like staying at home to snuggle up on your couch with food and watch bad TV. It's really OK.
...to blame your recently tight jeans on the drying machine. I mean...it was the wrong setting.
...to have that "OMG lets do lunch one day!" convo with some fake bitch and know that it will never ever happen.
...to have the urge to whack overly excited sales associates in the face with a baseball bat.
...to subscribe to Glamour magazine only for the "Hey! it's OK page"...
