Poo-head

Here's Karl Lagerfeld on the cover I-d magazine. An here's what Karl Lagerfeld should look like after he opened that mouth of his. But you know, people suck and they continute to suck. Why? I do not know why. But what I do want to know is...why you trippin dude?

Hey Karl, you know...yea your awesome and stuff...with your cool hair and all your cool fashion capabilities. Big whoop. But I seriously hope that that eye patch on your eye is because someone bitch slapped you in the face for uttering the word "fat" regarding Adele. Shut your trap. Forget the rain...well have Adele set fire to you instead.

Bitch PLEASE

Many thanks to the Japanese people and their weird ass spiritual health shit. They are now suckering rich brain dead soccer moms into reflexology for weight loss. HOW? one may ask. Acupuncture, soy nonsense, or mysterious liquids? Nah, with a toe ring, A TOE RING. Yes my friends, they want people to believe that this Japanese "art" of reflexology will make you dispose of your excess body lard. So here's what it is: you are supposed to wear rings on your toes that "are made of high-quality rubber and come fully loaded with strategically placed magnets that target specific pressure points that are said to trigger weight loss".

What kind of lame brained human being would actually pay actual money for this...I do not know. However, I must mention that in my loony tune days I fell for something like this. I had placed little metal balls behind my ears and expected to shed pounds. Well that's in the past and we're going to leave it at that. Moving on.

Everyone needs to stop making excuses for their battle with weight loss. GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS, GET YOURSELF ON A TREADMILL, AND STOP EATING CRAP.

Yo Japan, stick to sushi and electronics. No need for your pea-brained weight loss garbage.

Shoe of Mass Destruction

We have shoes...then we have these.