A country that doesn't rush you out of restaurants as if you're a worthless piece of shit, the men look good, and people don't knock you down on the streets because they are hustling like jungle people to get to their cubicles. Why we should all ditch this place, America, and relocate ourselves to Italy. This is why. 
They have places that look like this.
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| It can make couple of 49 years not want to assassinate each other. |
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| The Art is so dramatic. |
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| Old Italian women are way more adorable. |
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| Ahhhh. |
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| The reason, the only reason, the only place, the best place in the world with the most thirst quenching wine in all the land. |
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| Therefore you keep a bottle opener on you, like white on rice, at all times. |
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| Prosecco comes with your dinner in the most graceful manner. |
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The fruit is not the size of your face, and doesn't take roughly a month to ripen.
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Nutella, pine nuts, surrounded by dough, topped with more Nutella. Nutella, pine nuts, surrounded by dough, topped with more Nutella. Nutella, pine nuts, surrounded by dough, topped with more Nutella.
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| Inhaled by humans, not hyenas in the wilderness. |
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| The most pornographic food that meets the eye. |
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| The Arno River, the best river. |
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