Great News!

Hot damn! Before we all go into Prozac mode while watching the worst yearly hour on national television, the Victorias Secret fashion show, we can smile about some comforting news at least. Chanel Iman gained 15 pounds! Yes my friends, she thickened herself "in preparation" to strut her stuff down that despicable runway. She intentionally gained weight, and the rest of us suckers are still suckers.The poor thing was "struggling to keep the weight on". How so terribly sad. I mean she said 'I drink a lot of protein shakes and do a lot of weight lifting". Well Chanel Iman, were all crying for your anguish. BOO HOO.