It's that time of year again, when we use the holidays as an excuse to gorge ourselves on lardy food. Then we cry when we look considerably corpulent and horrid in our new tagged pictures. So, when that time of day comes when your in that four hour zone when you want to lose weight and you're just bored from snacking on celery sticks and frozen grapes...you can try some of my favorite healthy snacks that will not make you look like a piece of fatty chunky lard. Mind you, that doesn't allow you to have four of each.
My personal favorite. Plop it in the micro and enjoy this 100 calorie muffin top.
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| Take these english muffins...spray some I Can't Believe it's Not Butter then sprinkle some cinnamon and Splenda and toast it. Magic is real my friends...YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A CINNAMON BUN. $$$. |
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| TOFU NOODLES. They're pretty nasty, not gonna lie...but the whole bag is 40 calories and it looks like pasta. So fool yourself, why not. |
Put down that pumpkin spice latte, that you forgot to say "nonfat" when ordering and try this flavorful pack of chemical infested hot chocolate mix instead.
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| FOOLED YOU! Sorry, its just so mouthwateringly good. |
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| Consider this ice cream instead. Your hate handles may turn in to less hated handles.
Snacks that I think are stupid:
1. Almonds, ya I said it. Four of them turns into 15 and then 15 turns in 47 and you think you've only had, say about 12 almonds. Little suckers.
2. 100 calorie packs. Six Oreo flavored crackers? Its just a tease.
3. Luna bars. Folic acid shmolic acid. This shits a scam.
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