Picture It...Sicily 1933

How can you not love the Golden Girls? Who would've thunk four old women in shoulder pads with teased bobs could make you laugh harder than Adam Sandler or that extremely overrated show, Modern Family. Yes, we all secretly want to be these women when we become old ladies with bunions, Costco sized packs of Depends and humidifiers. Must say though, Sophia Petrillo was the brains behind the show. God bless her soul.

If she wasn't out on the lanaii, she was snapping sarcastic remarks to Dorothy as to why she is unattractive and single. If she wasn't telling stories about Sicily, she was almost on her way to Shady Pines. Or if she wasn't calling Blanche a prostitute, she was challenging Rose's brain cells. And if you by no means have a clue as to what i'm talking about, well then things need to change. For one second, stop tweeting with that new number sign thing "#bestdrunkever". WTF IS THAT ANYWAYS?. Then, get yourself on Lifetime, press the right arrow until you see Golden Girls, then press that little red button followed by the yellow triangle. BAM, now when you're bored at home you can watch Sophia Petrillo on your DVR, instead of having ##### spasms. Thank you for a being a friend...