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Who said all lists have to have 5 or 10 things? Here are 9 things that annoy me:
1. People who look like they just came out of a Dress Barn advertisement when going on an interview. You don’t have to wear a cheap looking black blazer with black work pants. Relax yourselves people.
2. People that say “ar” at the end of some words. Example: Slendar instead of Splenda. 
3. Douchey New Yorkers who take roughly 7 minutes to add milk and sugar to their coffee at the milk & sugar and nutmeg powder counter at Starbucks. You're left standing behind them like an asshole twiddling your thumbs until they’ve decided to get moving. 
4. Resume paper. 
5. People holding red plastic cups in Facebook pictures. "YAAA WERE GONNA GET MAD WRECKED TONIGHT BROOO YAAAAA". UGH SHUT UP.
6. Non sense small talkers who BS with you through text out of nowhere, right before they slap you in the face with something they want from you. 
7. When it's that time again to comport yourself in a classy manner, and you have to eat with the  fork in your left hand and the knife in your right. Not my forte. My lap napkin always end ups up on the floor too. Oh well. 
8. The "omg we should do lunch one day" convo you have with that person you kind of like. Truth is, you two will never eat together in your lives. 
9. Dumb mobile uploads, so everyone can see that you're out and what crowd you're out with, and that you're all together at a restaurant. Now we can all sleep at nights.