The Biggest Loser

Aside from leaving school the other day with great knowledge on how to buy and sell stocks...I left there knowing a teensy little fact that had never crossed my mind before. Did you know that the creator/mastermind of the BARBIE doll was a male? Well, for CRYING OUT LOUD, it ALL  makes great sense to me now. Thank you so much, Jack Ryan, you douche. Obviously, a man would design a doll with blonde hair, blue eyes, an emaciated body, and nice feet for little girls occupy themselves with. Clearly, Jack Ryan was a grade A perv, you dirty dirty old man. Mothers and fathers, in case you didn't know, never trust a man with two first names, and do your kids a favor and have them play with a fluffier doll like, Cabbage Patch Kids or bears instead.