You know, when someones big toe start morphing into, you know, a bunion...and slowly but surely it starts to become more lumpy and awkward. Bunion. Ya, well it's no ones fault, women have to wear those heels that are physically more of a weapon to a man, than pepper spray can be. Beauty is pain my friend, women take Advil in preparation to wearing heels so they dont suffer as much violent pain while still being able to look socially acceptable.
End result, women are stuck with unpleasant and unusual looking feet.
I mean yea, you can get that sketchy surgery, wear those splints, oh there's probably even a pill for it, who knows these days. But mother nature is a super bitch. If you've got a bunion(s), welcome it. Befriend it. Make peace with it, it's here to stay and piss you off.
And don't hate your life that much. If it makes you feel any better, Posh Spice and Paris Hilton both have 'em.
But, once you become like 84, it starts protruding out of your foot like a horizontal 6th toe.No one wants to look at that.
Save yourselves now...wear flats more often.
You don't want to end up sporting specialized bunion shoes, do you now? >>>
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