Wax, Sweat, and Tears

Whoever said that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", was either doped up or was not from a Middle Eastern bloodline.
What life is like for hairy chicks:

• Your eyebrows were conjoined up until you were 14.

• After your eyebrows have been de-conjoined, you treat them like two golden babies.
• You have 67 pairs of opaque stockings.
• Electrolysis, waxing, threading, bleaching, pulling, tweezing, mowing, silk epil, shaving, laser, weed-whacking, braiding, corn rows, you've done it all. 
• You spend half your life, or more, having hot needles inserted into your hair follicles.
• Your hair removal staff has become part of your genealogy. 
• Summer is your arch nemesis. 
• You sometimes wear pants to fancy parties because your legs look like Chewbaccas legs. 
• With the amount of money you have dropped on hair extraction...you could have toured Europe multiple times - Well at least you dont have to buy that J. Mendel sable fur coat...
• You feel a connection with the Geico caveman, Chia pets, and your carpet. 
• People make fun of you.
• You can shock people with what your genes are capable of producing. 
• At times, you even question your gender.

     Must suck to be hairy!