MMMBop

During my daily routine of hearing Enrique whisper in my ears 

"Te quiero mi amo

Quidate conmigo... 

Esta noche...bailamos"

 I was reminded of yesteryear and my girlhood, and of being a young 'un of the 90's.

LinkedIn, Siri, the word Tweet...they just annoy me. As people are getting fatter, things are becoming thinner, more stalkerish, and you see an "i" slapped in the begging and/or end of every word. PEOPLE, stop doing those peculiar finger motions on your iPad for a moment and come join me during my nostalgic escapade. I miss the 90's, I crave the 90's and I know you do too. I miss the days when you actually needed car keys to turn on your car and I miss when Gushers and Dunkaroos were the shit, and when we would draw on eachother with Milky Pens. Instead of looking like chimpanzees gone mad while swinging Wii remote controls, we used to amuse ourselves with Sega, Tamagotchis, Pogs, Furbies and our worshipped Beanie Babies. I miss when Disney movies were actaully good and when Clarissa explained it all, and how Girl Power ruled the world. I could go on for much longer...and that is why i'm going to proceed to do so. Dammit, I miss watching the top 10 music videos on TRL, fighting to our death to accumulate the biggest stockpile of Lip Smackers and playing with those trippy Korean jacks known as "Kangi", or however you spell it. You know what else I miss? I miss walking into a CD store all giddy to buy a "single". Don't you wish you could go back for one day to wear that big fleece GAP hoodie while gettin' jiggy with it to Natalie Imbruglia? I know I most certainly would. But who could forget those painful female fashion fads that make us laugh at ourselves today and question our mothers.



If you were a girl and didnt own this,

real or fake,

well then you were a no - one.





Ew. Mom.

Baby-G.The mother of all watches,

now this shat on any Rolex.



 

<3

Wearing bra straps on your

head was normal.

The choker, we all had
and loved it, if you say you didn't
you're a liar.

AS IF!