Remember that scene in Mean Girls when Lindsay Lohan is in her school's lunchroom and she has a vision of all the people in there attacking each other like wildlife in Africa? Remember?...Great..now keep that scene in your head.
It's a beautiful fall morning in EN Y SEE, and on my way to school I decided to stop by the "a.d.d" sample sale. I have heard so much fuss about this yearly formal gathering of shoppers buying four jackets to keep them warm during the winter. Yes, people need four winter jackets, didn't you know?
"Omg theres a line out the door, but its so worth it, the jackets are such a good price" Cool I said! I could use a new jacket this year. Fine. Lord was I wrong...so wrong, very wrong in fact that I would rather stay cold during the winter.
Is that Mean Girls scene still in your head? Moving on. I enter this showroom, and I get a bit frazzled...but still it wasn't too bad. Six minutes later, innocent me holding two ugly jackets, I witness people who are resembling Goro and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. I was petrified. Oh no...but it was getting more and more brutal, I did not think it would ... but it did. Women were fighting over these jackets as if they were so amazeballs, I was confused and alone. I froze, froze so bad that I couldn't even find the exit. I decided to get my blood flowing again, and I saw a jacket on the floor that I may have liked. I picked it up, and this Asian woman was about to pounce on me as if I was a mouse and she was an oversized cat, she grabbed it from me and told me it was hers. Whatever, it was nasty anyways. I felt like Simba during the stampede when Mufasa came to save him, except I didn't have a Mufasa to save me. So, that was my cue to vacate the war zone, where survival of fittest was fully at play. Now that I think it out, this sample sale could be pure grade A entertainment...I may make a pit stop this year for a good laugh.
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