Ya, no seriously this person is not joking.
I call him the maharishi of bangles.
Meet Principe Soldano. Owner/manager/socialite/waiter of the most mouthwatering and finger licking restaurant in Florence, Italy. This food sanctuary is called La Giostra...but all the 20 pound stick figures studying abroad in Florence were only able to pronounce it as "jo-straw". Hahaha gotta love 'em.
Soldano is just so cool. You wanna know why he's cool?
He's Italian, he's out of his mind, he wears sweatpants to work, he's friends with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and he wears a Moncler jacket tied around his waste in the summer (to feel the warmth of his mother). But he's not cool for one reason...that being he's wearing Abercrombie sweats. I don't understand, nor will I ever understand the infatuation Italians have with this dumb overpriced store. Moving on. First time you see this man, you think he's a fool, but no...he's kinda...but not. I wanna be just like him when I grow up. His outfits make you wonder... and I like wondering. Wouldn't you want to get to know someone who wears 483948392480235 bangles and rings every day? I highly suggest getting yourself a trip to Italy, (if you have not, GO NOWOWOWOWOWOW), and go meet this individual.
Over the hills and far away
Ciao!
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