My sincere apologies for the delay...I was in Africa helping save the warthogs...and sadly I had no access to the internet. But now, the warthogs have been saved and I have returned to chill your pill. AND what a great way to kick off with Valentine's Day as today's topic!
You either love Valentine's Day or loathe its existence.
Reasons why one would be fond of this day:
- You and your significant other are cheesy people.
- You're an evil person and want to make your single lady friends jealous by shoving your boyfriends cheap roses and chocolate in their faces.
- You secretly want to use that chocolate and throw it at the TV when you're mad at your boyfriend...Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde style.
- You read self help books and you love life, you love love... blah blah blah.
- This year you're not that bitter single chick and you get to pity all single ladies!
Reasons why ones gag reflex's may act up on this day:
- You're walking in Duane Reade and get slapped in the face by the Valentine's Day seasonal isle. Then all of a sudden...Nausea-Heartburn-Indigestion-Upset Stomach- Diarrhea. The commercial starts playing in your head and all those shades of pink just remind you of Pepto Bismol.
- Your reminded of High school. When that boy you wanted to make offspring with one day...gave roses to someone else.
- You feel stabbed in the back by Beyoncé and that whacked out music video of hers.
However way you look at the this day...a day of heartfelt romance and pink garbage or a day for Hallmark to feel on top of the world...uh I have nothing to end this sentence with.
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